Ryan P. (;

"My mom's turkey dinner is almost orgasmic!" - Ryan Jeffrey Petrul

Ryan Petrul, a creature from the tropical lands of Livonia, Michigan. If Ryan could be an animal he would definately be a worm snake. His distinct features remind me of this animal and make me want to feed him mice. The sound of Ryan's sweet caroling voice soothes my soul.

I remember the first day I layed my eyes on him. We were walking in the halls of Holmes Middle School when suddenly, Ryan came up behind me and sniffed my hair.Yes... He sniffed my hair and said "YOUR HAIR SMELLS GOOD, NOW GIVE ME SOME GUM!"...as he was begging me for a peice of gum. I was so creeped out and yet so astonished by the way he approached me. From that day on, i knew Ryan was "special."

Everyday in my fourth and fifth hour Ryan cracks me up, which I assume he cracks everyone else up to since we are all in the same two hours for Globel Ed. His smile can brighten anyones day and his cocky sense of humor makes me pee my pants, just about every day.

Ryan is gorgeous, good looking, enormously tall & pretty dang buff, so ladies come take a sneak at his physique!

“Jesus, you silly bologna! *(:” – Ryan Jeff-heff-a-rey Petrul

I took a short survey with Ryan to end of this fabulous blog w/ some sass!

If you had one wish, what would it be?
-“World peace, with world peace there would be happy babies and unicorns!”

What do you want to be when you get older, Ryan?
-“A supermodel.”

What is your type of woman?

-"A delicious woman with glasses,pigtails, high pants & suspenders!"

Ryan just recently, for the sake of this blog, got me a picture of his ex girlfriend and told me that anyone who resembles her - would be his soulmate.